Recommendations from Heaven

Tired of waiting, like, whole seconds for new content to show up in your My Network stream? In today’s fast-paced world of tomorrow’s technology, these seconds can feel like lifetimes. So, to keep you and your amusement/procrastination at its very bleeding edge, we have invented an overwhelmingly simple solution:

Press it. In less than a second, our space-age algobots select for you personalized content you’ve never seen and plop it right into your stream. This is the closest that modern science has ever come to inventing a “fun button”, so give it a push and see what you didn’t know you were missing.